[分享]】2007超级牛人说出的最经典的66句话
转载】2007超级牛人说出的最经典的66句话<p class="xspace-smalltxt"><a href="http://blog.phoenixtv.com/batch.common.php?action=viewspace&op=up&itemid=795871&uid=610986"><font color="#000066">上一篇</font></a> / <a href="http://blog.phoenixtv.com/batch.common.php?action=viewspace&op=next&itemid=795871&uid=610986"><font color="#000066">下一篇</font></a> 2007-05-06 07:59:50 / 个人分类：<a href="http://blog.phoenixtv.com/index.php/uid_610986_action_spacelist_type_blog_itemtypeid_19712"><font color="#009999">幽默搞笑</font></a></p><div class="xspace-itemmessage" id="xspace-showmessage"><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-pagination: widow-orphan;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> <a href="http://photo.yntv.cn/category/21105/2006/12/30/2006-12-30_405475_21105__14.shtml" target="_top"><img src="http://photo.yntv.cn/category/21105/2006/12/30/images/self_20061230_6.jpg" align="top" border="0" alt=""/></a></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-pagination: widow-orphan;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><span lang="EN-US">1</span>、这个世界上我只相信两个人，一个是我，另一个不是你。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 楷体_GB2312; mso-fareast-font-family: 楷体_GB2312;"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">
</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-pagination: widow-orphan;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"> <span lang="EN-US">2</span>、生活真他妈好玩，因为生活老他妈玩我。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 楷体_GB2312; mso-fareast-font-family: 楷体_GB2312;"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">
</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-pagination: widow-orphan;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"> <span lang="EN-US">3</span>、好好学习，天天想上！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 楷体_GB2312; mso-fareast-font-family: 楷体_GB2312;"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">
</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-pagination: widow-orphan;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"> <span lang="EN-US">4</span>、花前月下，不如花钱“日”下。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 楷体_GB2312; mso-fareast-font-family: 楷体_GB2312;"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">
</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-pagination: widow-orphan;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"> </span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">5</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">、叶子的离开，是因为风的追求还是树的不挽留？</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 楷体_GB2312; mso-fareast-font-family: 楷体_GB2312;"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">
</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-pagination: widow-orphan;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"> <span lang="EN-US">6</span>、你以为我会眼睁睁地看着你去送死吗？我会闭上眼睛的！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 楷体_GB2312; mso-fareast-font-family: 楷体_GB2312;"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">
</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-pagination: widow-orphan;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"> <span lang="EN-US">7</span>、佛曰：“前世的<span lang="EN-US">500</span>次回眸才换来今生的一次擦肩而过”。我宁愿用来世的一次擦肩而过来换得今生的<span lang="EN-US">500</span>次回眸。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 楷体_GB2312; mso-fareast-font-family: 楷体_GB2312;"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">
</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-pagination: widow-orphan;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"> <span lang="EN-US">8</span>、我拿什么整死你的爱人……</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 楷体_GB2312; mso-fareast-font-family: 楷体_GB2312;"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">
</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-pagination: widow-orphan;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"> <span lang="EN-US">9</span>、黑夜给了我一双黑色的眼睛，可我却用它来翻白眼。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 楷体_GB2312; mso-fareast-font-family: 楷体_GB2312;"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">
</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-pagination: widow-orphan;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"> <span lang="EN-US">10</span>、兄弟如手足，女人如衣服，谁动我手足，我扒他衣服！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 楷体_GB2312; mso-fareast-font-family: 楷体_GB2312;"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">
</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-pagination: widow-orphan;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"> <span lang="EN-US">11</span>、上帝把所有人都骗了，因为地狱才是最美的！佛知道真相，所以佛说：“我不入地狱，谁入地狱？”</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 楷体_GB2312; mso-fareast-font-family: 楷体_GB2312;"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">
</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-pagination: widow-orphan;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"> <span lang="EN-US">12</span>、我床上的不知道是谁媳妇，我媳妇不知道在谁的床上！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 楷体_GB2312; mso-fareast-font-family: 楷体_GB2312;"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">
</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-pagination: widow-orphan;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"> <span lang="EN-US">13</span>、天使之所以会飞，是因为她们把自己看得很轻……</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 楷体_GB2312; mso-fareast-font-family: 楷体_GB2312;"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">
</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-pagination: widow-orphan;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"> <span lang="EN-US">14</span>、我想早恋，但是已经晚了……</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 楷体_GB2312; mso-fareast-font-family: 楷体_GB2312;"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">
</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-pagination: widow-orphan;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"> <span lang="EN-US">15</span>、别人的失败就是我的快乐！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 楷体_GB2312; mso-fareast-font-family: 楷体_GB2312;"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">
</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-pagination: widow-orphan;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"> <span lang="EN-US">16</span>、生下来的人没有怕死的，怕死的都还没生下来，所以谁都别<span lang="EN-US">TM</span>的装横！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 楷体_GB2312; mso-fareast-font-family: 楷体_GB2312;"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">
</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-pagination: widow-orphan;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"> <span lang="EN-US">17</span>、现实的社会，毁了我一个做好人的机会！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 楷体_GB2312; mso-fareast-font-family: 楷体_GB2312;"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">
</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-INDENT: 28pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-pagination: widow-orphan;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">18</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">、以后不要在我面前说英文，<span lang="EN-US">OK</span>？</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 楷体_GB2312; mso-fareast-font-family: 楷体_GB2312;"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">
</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-pagination: widow-orphan;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"> <span lang="EN-US">19</span>、名花虽有主，我来松松土！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 楷体_GB2312; mso-fareast-font-family: 楷体_GB2312;"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">
</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-pagination: widow-orphan;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"> <span lang="EN-US">20</span>、有钱男子汉，没钱汉子难！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 楷体_GB2312; mso-fareast-font-family: 楷体_GB2312;"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">
</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-pagination: widow-orphan;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"> <span lang="EN-US">21</span>、我以为我颓废，原来我报废了！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 楷体_GB2312; mso-fareast-font-family: 楷体_GB2312;"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">
</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-pagination: widow-orphan;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"> <span lang="EN-US">22</span>、问世间情为何物？圣人答曰：“废物！”</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 楷体_GB2312; mso-fareast-font-family: 楷体_GB2312;"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">
</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-pagination: widow-orphan;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"> <span lang="EN-US">23</span>、我不能给你幸福，但可以给你舒服！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 楷体_GB2312; mso-fareast-font-family: 楷体_GB2312;"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">
</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-pagination: widow-orphan;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"> <span lang="EN-US">24</span>、思想有多远，你就给我滚多远！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 楷体_GB2312; mso-fareast-font-family: 楷体_GB2312;"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">
</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-pagination: widow-orphan;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"> <span lang="EN-US">25</span>、流氓不害怕，就怕流氓有文化……</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 楷体_GB2312; mso-fareast-font-family: 楷体_GB2312;"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">
</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-pagination: widow-orphan;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"> <span lang="EN-US">26</span>、客官请自重，小女子只卖身不卖艺。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 楷体_GB2312; mso-fareast-font-family: 楷体_GB2312;"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">
</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-pagination: widow-orphan;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"> <span lang="EN-US">27</span>、你不能让所有人满意，因为不是所有的人都是人！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 楷体_GB2312; mso-fareast-font-family: 楷体_GB2312;"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">
</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-INDENT: 28.5pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-pagination: widow-orphan;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">28</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">、有事秘书干，没事干秘书。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 楷体_GB2312; mso-fareast-font-family: 楷体_GB2312;"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">
</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-INDENT: 28.5pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-pagination: widow-orphan;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">29</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">、男人的谎言可骗女人一夜，女人的谎言能骗男人一生！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 楷体_GB2312; mso-fareast-font-family: 楷体_GB2312;"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">
<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-pagination: widow-orphan;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"> </span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">30</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">、宁可牺牲中国最后一个处男，决不留下日本任何一个处女！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-pagination: widow-orphan;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 楷体_GB2312; mso-fareast-font-family: 楷体_GB2312;"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>31</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">、走牛<span lang="EN-US">B</span>的路，让傻<span lang="EN-US">B</span>去说吧！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 楷体_GB2312; mso-fareast-font-family: 楷体_GB2312;"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">
</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-pagination: widow-orphan;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"> <span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>32</span>、我为兄弟两肋插刀，为女人插兄弟两刀。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 楷体_GB2312; mso-fareast-font-family: 楷体_GB2312;"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">
<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-pagination: widow-orphan;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"> <span lang="EN-US">33</span>、想污染一个地方有两种方法：用垃圾，或者用钞票！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 楷体_GB2312; mso-fareast-font-family: 楷体_GB2312;"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">
</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-pagination: widow-orphan;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"> <span lang="EN-US">34</span>、水能载舟，亦能煮粥！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 楷体_GB2312; mso-fareast-font-family: 楷体_GB2312;"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">
</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-pagination: widow-orphan;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"> <span lang="EN-US">35</span>、子在川上曰：“有船多好！”</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 楷体_GB2312; mso-fareast-font-family: 楷体_GB2312;"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">
</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-pagination: widow-orphan;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"> <span lang="EN-US">36</span>、骑白马的不一定是王子，可能是唐僧；有翅膀的不一定是天使，也可能是鸟人！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 楷体_GB2312; mso-fareast-font-family: 楷体_GB2312;"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">
</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-pagination: widow-orphan;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"> <span lang="EN-US">37</span>、大学毕业才明白，原来不是我上大学，而是大学“上”我！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 楷体_GB2312; mso-fareast-font-family: 楷体_GB2312;"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">
</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-pagination: widow-orphan;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"> <span lang="EN-US">38</span>、有钱人终成眷属。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 楷体_GB2312; mso-fareast-font-family: 楷体_GB2312;"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">
</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-pagination: widow-orphan;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"> <span lang="EN-US">39</span>、鸟大了什么“林子”都有！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 楷体_GB2312; mso-fareast-font-family: 楷体_GB2312;"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">
</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-pagination: widow-orphan;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"> <span lang="EN-US">40</span>、万乐淫为首。 </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-pagination: widow-orphan;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"> <span lang="EN-US">41</span>、只有在大排长龙时，才能真正意识到自己是“龙的传人”。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 楷体_GB2312; mso-fareast-font-family: 楷体_GB2312;"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">
</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-pagination: widow-orphan;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"> <span lang="EN-US">42</span>、开车无难事，只怕有新人！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 楷体_GB2312; mso-fareast-font-family: 楷体_GB2312;"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">
</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-pagination: widow-orphan;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"> <span lang="EN-US">43</span>、做鸡有什么不好？肯德基不就是做鸡的吗？</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 楷体_GB2312; mso-fareast-font-family: 楷体_GB2312;"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">
</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-pagination: widow-orphan;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"> <span lang="EN-US">44</span>、所谓公平，就是把能让人看到的不公平的地方都掩盖起来。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 楷体_GB2312; mso-fareast-font-family: 楷体_GB2312;"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">
</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-pagination: widow-orphan;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"> <span lang="EN-US">45</span>、“熟人”不是人！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 楷体_GB2312; mso-fareast-font-family: 楷体_GB2312;"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">
<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-pagination: widow-orphan;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"> <span lang="EN-US">46</span>、低调才是最牛<span lang="EN-US">B</span>的炫耀！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 楷体_GB2312; mso-fareast-font-family: 楷体_GB2312;"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">
<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-pagination: widow-orphan;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"> <span lang="EN-US">47</span>、水至清则无鱼；人至贱则无敌。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 楷体_GB2312; mso-fareast-font-family: 楷体_GB2312;"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">
</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-INDENT: 28pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-pagination: widow-orphan;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">48</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">、男人喜欢像猫一样的女人；女人喜欢像狗一样的男人。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 楷体_GB2312; mso-fareast-font-family: 楷体_GB2312;"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">
</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-pagination: widow-orphan;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"> <span lang="EN-US">49</span>、只准官员嫖妓，不许百姓叫鸡！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 楷体_GB2312; mso-fareast-font-family: 楷体_GB2312;"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">
</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-pagination: widow-orphan;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"> <span lang="EN-US">50</span>、只有女人最初的情才能满足男人最终的爱！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 楷体_GB2312; mso-fareast-font-family: 楷体_GB2312;"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">
</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-pagination: widow-orphan;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"> <span lang="EN-US">51</span>、请让我站着下葬，因为这一辈子我都是跪着生活。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 楷体_GB2312; mso-fareast-font-family: 楷体_GB2312;"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">
</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-pagination: widow-orphan;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"> <span lang="EN-US">52</span>、小时侯大家都叫我小兵张嘎，长大了大家都叫我大兵瑞恩。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 楷体_GB2312; mso-fareast-font-family: 楷体_GB2312;"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">
</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-pagination: widow-orphan;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"> <span lang="EN-US">53</span>、本人已死，有事烧纸。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 楷体_GB2312; mso-fareast-font-family: 楷体_GB2312;"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">
<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-pagination: widow-orphan;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"> <span lang="EN-US">54</span>、牛郎·妓女！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 楷体_GB2312; mso-fareast-font-family: 楷体_GB2312;"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">
<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-pagination: widow-orphan;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"> <span lang="EN-US">55</span>、男人在外面养女人是“金屋藏娇”；女人在外面偷汉子叫“卧虎藏龙”。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 楷体_GB2312; mso-fareast-font-family: 楷体_GB2312;"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">
</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-pagination: widow-orphan;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"> <span lang="EN-US">56</span>、我就算是只癞蛤蟆，我也绝不娶母癞蛤蟆！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 楷体_GB2312; mso-fareast-font-family: 楷体_GB2312;"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">
</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-pagination: widow-orphan;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"> <span lang="EN-US">57</span>、我喜欢小孩子，但是更喜欢制造小孩子的过程。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 楷体_GB2312; mso-fareast-font-family: 楷体_GB2312;"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">
</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-pagination: widow-orphan;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"> <span lang="EN-US">58</span>、网友网友，网得老子一无所有；网恋网恋，网得老子总是失恋；网吧网吧，网得老子一身伤疤；网络网络，网得老子天天堕落。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 楷体_GB2312; mso-fareast-font-family: 楷体_GB2312;"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">
</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-pagination: widow-orphan;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"> <span lang="EN-US">59</span>、敌人或知己，越少越安全。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 楷体_GB2312; mso-fareast-font-family: 楷体_GB2312;"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">
</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-pagination: widow-orphan;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"> <span lang="EN-US">60</span>、聪明的女人对付男人，愚蠢的女人对付女人。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 楷体_GB2312; mso-fareast-font-family: 楷体_GB2312;"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">
</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-pagination: widow-orphan;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"> <span lang="EN-US">61</span>、抵制日货——日本骚货除外！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 楷体_GB2312; mso-fareast-font-family: 楷体_GB2312;"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">
</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-pagination: widow-orphan;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"> <span lang="EN-US">62</span>、淫以为荣，醉有风度。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 楷体_GB2312; mso-fareast-font-family: 楷体_GB2312;"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">
</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-pagination: widow-orphan;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"> <span lang="EN-US">63</span>、男人喜欢不懂装懂，女人喜欢懂装不懂。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 楷体_GB2312; mso-fareast-font-family: 楷体_GB2312;"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">
</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-pagination: widow-orphan;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"> <span lang="EN-US">64</span>、北大人大，不如波大！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 楷体_GB2312; mso-fareast-font-family: 楷体_GB2312;"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">
</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-pagination: widow-orphan;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"> <span lang="EN-US">65</span>、不怕虎一样的敌人，就怕猪一样的队友。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 楷体_GB2312; mso-fareast-font-family: 楷体_GB2312;"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">
</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-INDENT: 28.5pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-pagination: widow-orphan;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">66</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">、夏天就是不好，穷的时候连西北风都没得喝。<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></p><br/></div> <strong><font size="7">经典</font></strong> 牛！ <a href="http://game.3533.com/pic/311420.htm" target="_blank"><img height="120" src="http://tu2.5755.com/download/pic/2007/3/15/1039199642620278.gif" width="120" border="0" alt=""/></a> <p><font color="#0000ff" size="5">叶子的离开，是因为风的追求还是树的不挽留？</font></p><p><font color="#0000ff" size="5">是生命的复制。</font></p>
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